Friday, June 2, 2017

Blizzards and Hail and Floods - Oh May

Dear May,

I'm glad to see you go.  You arrived with a blizzard and then you proceed to rain and hail on us the whole time you were here.  Look I get it, you heard that we wanted some moisture.  This is not what we meant May.  We wanted some moisture after we planted our corn.  That way we'd actually have a corn crop to harvest.  It's hard to get a corn crop though, if you can't plant because it's too wet.  You wanted to be famous for rainfall totals, well... you are forth since we started to record rainfall.  I hope you are happy with yourself.

May.  It feels like Eastern Kansas here.  Humidity, flies, and mosquitoes.  Did you know that mosquitoes love me May?  They do.  I read they like people with O type blood, they like guys more than gals and they like fat people.  I'm the trifecta of mosquito mayhem May.  Why did you do this to me?


Sincerely,

Farmer Ryan

P.S. -  Tell your friend June to leave us alone...

Thursday, May 25, 2017

Off to Greener Pastures... Finally.

After a long month of trying to get some of my cows to a remote pasture we DID IT!


We have gotten more moisture in the last 3 weeks than we have in the previous 4 months and the road that we have to use to get our cows to their pasture was under water.  So we've been having to feed them.  I am ecstatic we don't have to do that anymore.



-Rancher Ryan

P.S. - Random Catus

Sunday, April 30, 2017

Spring Time

Spring is in the air, the calves are playing in the grass and the wheat is green and growing fast.  Farmers are getting their planters ready to start planting corn and then...


I've never had to winterize springerize our irrigation wells and sprinklers in April before but I guess there is a first time for everything!

-Springerized Ryan

Sunday, April 9, 2017

Oh Baby, Baby

It's officially calving season on our farm!  In the last several weeks about 75% of our cows have had calves.


During calving season we spend a lot of our time driving around through our cows looking for signs of cows in labor and looking for new calves.  A cow that is in labor will kick at the air, walk funny, lift its tail up and generally just look agitated.  Once you start to see the body language of a cow in labor you can spot it from a half mile away.  There are also certain behaviors that we watch for like laying down, focused grooming of the calf and defensive postures when we get close.  These behaviors tell us that the cow might have recently had a calf. 


If one of the cows takes too long during labor then it is our job to help deliver the calf.  If you want to know more about that look it up on YouTube.  I have a lot better things to do with your time and mine than describe that process...


After a cow in labor, our next priority is any new baby calves.  Once a cow has had her baby we give them some distance and note the number of the mother.  It is important to make sure that the calves are healthy, they are nursing and mother claims them.  If they are not nursing sometimes we have to take the cow and and calf and teach the calf how to nurse by putting the cow in the chute and showing the calf how to latch on. Who would have thought this would be so difficult...?


If everything is good with the Momma cow and baby calf, then the first thing we do is put an ear tag in the calf's ear.  We tag the calves with matching numbers of the cows.  That way we know that the cows are paired with the right calf.  We also need this later for sorting cows and calves to go to different pastures.  If the calf is a bull, we attach a castration band to turn the bull into a steer.


There are a couple reasons why we castrate our bulls on the ranch.  Bulls can be very aggressive and can seriously injure people and other cattle.  Additionally, the higher levels of testosterone in a bull causes their meat to be tougher and have less fat content.  The tastiest beef is usually the beef that has a nice mix of fat to protein.  The industry term for this is marbling.  So between having calmer animals and higher quality beef, turning bulls into steers is a no brainier.


The most cowboy part of the experience comes when we are tagging/castrating the calf.  A good Momma cow does not like you messing with her baby.  This is a good thing because it means the cow has claimed her baby and is protective but it can make your life a little interesting sometimes.  The art of tagging/castrating a calf is doing it quickly and not getting run over by a mad Momma.


When you spend this much time with your cattle you start to know them. You start to see the personality traits of each one of them.  They also get used to you and start to tame down around you.  The best thing about having cattle is helping bring new life into this world and helping it to grow.  It's also satisfying to think that we are producing food for the people on this planet and helping to sustain life here on this world.

- *OB/GYN, Baby Sitter and Lactation Consultant Ryan

P.S. - A word to the wise: If your wife is in the middle of child labor, whatever you do, under no circumstances, do play Push it by Salt and Pepper...  Yes, It sounds like it would be hilarious in your head but it is a mistake. Trust me.

*I'm not really an OB/GYN...

Sunday, March 12, 2017

Farmerversary - Five

Five.  Five years. Ah ah ah ah ahhh... Sorry.  My son has taken over the television and provides us with plenty of Sesame Street entertainment these days.  My first day on the farm was March 12, 2012 and now my wife and I are running the farm.  It's pretty hard to believe it has been five years but time flies when you are having fun!


- Farmer Ryan

Sunday, March 5, 2017

Cattle-ack Chrome

Cattle have itches they need to scratch too and when they decide they like a steel fence post this is what you get:


I call it Cattle-ack Chrome because they'll polish up steel until it shines.
  
-Rancher Ryan

P.S. - It's almost time for calving season!